By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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FlyingCopperhead 0

O NO NOT THE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever will you do????

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Cutefaces 0

Taking your ice cream was a personal violation. It was someone you know.

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Man, that is one thorough thief!

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IshitCAKES 0

Who the **** steals ice cream

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SqueekySneekers 0

wow, that ******* sucks. roflmao about the icecream though xD

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xxnickiixx 0

wow.that reallly sucks.and they took the ice cream .lol..no but really that sucks.damn

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Bhetti 0

#158 found the bright side: 'You weren't raped.' Yay! Sorry for your friend #158.

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howsitgoing11 0

dude, that really sucks. sorry bout that. and yea for all the people saying how did you do this, could of used iphone/ ipod touch, or friends/library computer

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esklstar 0

awww not even comfort food

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