By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 32
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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Occam 0

*claps* A true FML, very rare nowadays.

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cira_fml 0

Not the Phish Food?!! That's just cruel! Talking about adding insult to injury.

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Melodious 0

I agree with 9. ...Thanks, now I want ice cream.

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radio_x_aimee 0

definite fml. I'm sorry your house was robbed. And to steal the freaking ice cream?! What a jackass. >.

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cdavis53 0

Why that ice cream flavor? It's like the WORST one out there!

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AkeemKN 1

So, your laptop was stolen. Did you go all the way to the library just to post this?

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chaya12 0

whats funny is that i was eating phish food while reading this

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CrushedX 0

Wait Let Me Get This Straight... He steals a bunch of expensive stuff Labtop TV Camera... Clothes... Then He Steals Your ice cream? "oooh boy all this stealing makes me want a treat!" Are you sure you weren't clumsy and already ate it? Since when do people steal food anyways nowadays...

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Haberdashery 0

You ever heard of "Knuckleheads in the News"? This is totally believable.

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