By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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Hosanna_fml 0

Happened to my dad too. He's a guitarist, and they stole his two Les Paul and a couple more he had built himself. Plus the two pies on the oven. Plus the ice-cream.

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sylfi_fml 0

I can understand the laptop, the TV, and the hard drive. But why the ice cream? That's just cruel.

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DontYouWish 0

That is one thorough thief.

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popezeke 0

get some jack daniel's and drown your sorrows the american way.

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popoman 0

Did you purposely rhyme that? If so, meh. If not, NICCCCEEEE.

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Alie22 0

OMG HE STOLE YOUR ICE CREAM! Find him, kick him in the nuts, grab the ice cream and run!

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CaptainBlake 0

Well, they weren't stupid...

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samual 0

haha a couple of years ago my house got robbed and they took the fish in our freezer.

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