By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 32

Top comments

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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I love that illustration! It actually made me laugh for once xD

Nice illustration, but the OP is a woman |:

he stole the ice cream!? HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;

Nice illustration but the OP is obviously a woman, a guy would've drowned himself with beer instead of ice cream :p

A couple months back, I got mugged and they took my weed, and my headphones, but left my iPhone.

qwertyone 0

The one fml that is a true fml but is funny at the same time. We need more of these.

o wow. why would a robber steal ICE CREAM? stupid. it's not worth anything. get an alarm. or a dog. and...are you sure you didn't make this up cause it's kinda hard to carry a flat-screen tv...unless it's a tiny one. haha my house got robbed too but they only stole jewelry and the computer.

I don't know about you, but I carry my flat screen TV from a room to the other just fine. I don't see why the post would be made up. The robber didn't steal the ice-cream to resell it, he stole it to eat it, as a bonus to stealing the stuff that was worth money.

xxAdriixx 0

...Lemme get this straight--your house was broken into, and your first thought was "I'll go eat away my pain with Ben & Jerry's"...? FYL for getting robbed, YDI for the reaction.

wowww epic fail. You do realize he could be at work or internet cafe right? Also this really sucks I pity you :P