By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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InTheAyer 0

for one thing, that's horrible, and anouther, i think it's hilarious that they stole the phish food instead of some other things

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Mnemo_fml 0

Now that's just putting salt on an open wound. That sucks, man!!! :O

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this_one_is_fake 0

Fake!! A Phish fan wouldn't have all that fancy stuff!!!

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Oriina 0

Well, they needed something to eat contently while watching your TV in some of your clothes. Burgulars are people, too.

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kfucious 0

If your laptop got stolen, how'd you post this FML? o_o

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Epros 0

To be fair, it *is* the best flavour...

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Katie348 0

omg that sucks but if ur laptop got stolen, how did u post this?

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tigerrr 0

wow. i feel so sorry for you. that must be terrible. and i'm kinda sick of all the people on here saying stuff like, "they took the ice cream? WTF?" come on. didn't you ever see Dane Cook's joke on a B&E and how he wished he had taken the batteries out of the remote control just to f*ck with him? its the same thing.... sorry again dude :(

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ChristianLasha 0

That jerk... I hope it melted on his fat-ass. You called the cops, right? FYL!

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StarongBahd 0

This sort of reminds me of the play "The Prisoner of Second Avenue" by Neil Simon. In the play a couple gets robbed and the robbers take everything, including the liquor and even shaving cream and razors from the bathroom.

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