Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML
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Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I had the pleasure of listening to my mom tell me about how her and my dad's weight loss has helped them get more into it when they're being intimate. Suddenly I wish my parents were fat again. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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whiffleball 0
how do you know he got a hard on? are you checking out your dad's junk?
whitesoxsean 0
ur dads a pedo
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Comments (140)
Rhylin4 0
#3 how is he a pedo? she could be in college and over 18? I can't wait till I'm old enough to not care and stare at chicks bodies! yeeha!
Shesonfire94 2
haha this is more like f your friends life lmao so so srry
Emofluffinzhehe 0
perv dad superhero powers unite! form of- BESTIES BRA
EmoRanger0119 0
phaha emofluff
jim_bolicious 4
and now we play the waiting game.....
CallMeHush 0
Tell Dave to steer clear of him for a while.
KurouTenshi 0
basically: FYL for having a pedo dad who needs help/sex and YDI for even taking mote of your dads junk now bring on the fat/incest/3some jokes :D
vincespektor 0
Dude ur a ****. boners aren't exactly hard to miss
Alex373 0
wincest
Sk3ith 0
lol xP reminds me of American Beauty. loved tht movie
PsychoMerk 0
that movie is so effing awesome :0
christys25 0
wow, your dads a perv! lol!
FMLihatemylife 0
that sucks so bad
Whiterabbitm1 0
wow the is a little messed up... but you should give your Dad your friends number lol
namnams 3
WIN!!!!
youngbutwise15 5
Where's the World's Most Perverted Dad award when you need it?