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By pianokiller - 09/05/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

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By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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By Kurt's Dad - 15/05/2019 16:04

Today, during my grandmother's funeral, my talented ten-year-old son found the church organ and began playing Smells Like Teen Spirit. FML

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By holladaddy - 24/02/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell - 27/12/2018 02:00

Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By sadcartoons - 12/02/2011 18:57 - Canada

Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended my boyfriend's funeral. His entire family never accepted me and hadn’t spoken to him in 4 years. I had to listen to his brother give the eulogy, and every word out of his mouth about my boyfriend was a lie. They barely knew him, yet I could only sit in the back of the church, alone. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 16:07

If I was his family, I probably would have been touched. So don't feel too bad!

tick_tock 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:08

Don't feel bad, I'm sure they will appreciate it a little later. It's okay.

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precious606893 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:53

Ooh I learned that piece! Very fun to play.

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:55

Dont feel Bad. Most people would have been touched.

Jonny_B 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:08

My grandfather died last thursday, and if that happened to me, I would have given you a huge hug. Dont feel bad, I am sure everyone was touched.

Vilen1025 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:08

Nothing wrong with that.

skierguy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:15

that's not an FML. It sounds more like a happy coincidence.

beast35 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:17

not an fml stupid head

zander09 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:22

That's actually kind of nice.

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:28

They were crying because they missed him, not because you were horrible! This isn't an FML.

blue_mandie4 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:28

How is this a fml? It's a good thing! This is why there should be an option "not a fml"

mojo_jojo 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:35

This is why the website needs a "This isn't an FML" choice.

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