Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
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fatnesspig 7
If he thinks your entire relationship was based on you liking black sabbath I think he's the one lying to himself...
melij99 5
Label him the King of Drama.
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Comments (98)
rockstar362 8
I definitely agree with your boyfriend OP submit to the wrath of black sabbath or lay in hell.... Jk:)
XxGamer24xX 6
You sit on a throne of lies!
Rockarolla306 4
Sure Sabbath isn't a common most fav band for chicks but damn you should like them more
ellytoad 13
I remember reading a remark by a girl that she would turn down a relationship based on whether the guy knew what TARDIS (from Doctor Who) stands for! I know niche fandom is a lonely thing, but seriously....
Sonotsuave 35
Haha my friend knew a girl who dumped a guy because "wasn't Edward enough" lol ridiculous
sugoine 12
Your boyfriend=dumbass
baronvonstosch 0
I'm all for sabbath But music is NOT what a relationship is about
Junebugscanfly 2
Why can't I be gay.
jampan 2
You have an awesome boyfriend. Is he Dean?
Sonotsuave 35
Psh as he should. Yeah it's immature of him but hey, Black Sabbath ROCKS
badactor009 0
What else is your relationship with this person based on... in his mind? Not very mature of him and then he attacks you over it "Queen of the lies". Get used to it because you will get more of the same. If you want to use the term "relationship" in a satisfactory manner when you refer to yourself, I suggest you drive on.