Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
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fatnesspig 7
If he thinks your entire relationship was based on you liking black sabbath I think he's the one lying to himself...
melij99 5
Label him the King of Drama.
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isamisis 9
You know what you need to do.
Enslaved 36
I can sorta understand him being passionate about certain bands and wanting you to share his interests. But hopefully he doesn't expect you to be a mindless- clone. *** I saw Black Sabbath's "Heaven and Hell" concert right before Ronnie James Dio died! (: RIP
ikickgingers 15
Can I hump your leg?
Enslaved 36
No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
mykelinva 4
I like certain things in life. It is nice when my partner shares those likes. But I would never base the entire relationship on one like. This is just the tip of the iceburg. Run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.
WearingHats 14
This is uncannily similar to an episode of Family Guy.
Posthuman 26
Although I love Black Sabbath to death, it isn't right to base your entire relationship on something like that. You might want to talk to him, and show him that there is much more to it than that. Like say, I don't know, actually having you as a girlfriend?
EnterSandman_fml 20
Exactly. As much as I love Sabbath, Metallica, etc, I still know to respect someone else's opinion. Hell, my fiancé is in love with Chris Isaak. Figuratively, not literally. I think lol.
Say_Hey22 6
Am I the only one who thought of the movie Elf?: " you sit on a throne of lies!"
Posthuman 26
Does that mean that she also smells like beef and cheese?
cjo_4592 3
Lol, no you aren't! Love will ferrel.
AMCJEEP 10
YDI black sabbath rocks
souljacker 11
oh dear, I think he loves black Sabbath more than he loves you! leave him alone for a bit and give him the chance to find out!
soad2014 7
Give them a listen with an open mind. That's how I learned :) (I highly recommend Heaven and Hell)
Posthuman 26
Toki's picture has spoken!!!
perdix 29
Black Sabbath? Pshaw! You ought to turn him on to the genius of One Direction, and rekindle your relationship.
baronvonstosch 0
Dude, sabbath is amazing They invented heavy metal 1D simply copied the ideas and musical tastes of today and made their own sound just like most artists Sabbath created a whole new way to play music This was then slightly remodeled by Metallica Then added to by pantera And then slipknot modified it Bullet for my valentine made their own sound and aided in the creation of metal core Who modified 1D's sound? Just wondering
yousuck44 11
I think the dude above was being sarcastic.