Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
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fatnesspig 7
If he thinks your entire relationship was based on you liking black sabbath I think he's the one lying to himself...
melij99 5
Label him the King of Drama.
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Comments (98)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
"The Queen of Lies", could be a great title for a new Black Sabbath song ;-)
THISxGUYx 3
Tell that bitch to grow a sack fill it with some balls sprout a dick and stop being such a pussy...he sounds like an immature dick,by 8 year old cousin is more mature than that.
sxdryv 14
Wow he sounds "paranoid" get it!? Hahahaha oh man I gotta lay down
SikkiNikki 8
Haha i can relate to him. Being a HUGE Crüe head I would be very sad if I found out any guy I was dating didn't like Mötley Crüe.
kdmozzfreak 2
Sabbath with dio or ozzy? cause if it's with ozzy then damn! he should be like my best friend! ozzy ftw!
Mamfpitchi 1
Yeah youre a queen of something at least
evergrey 4
How about becoming the queen of getting a better boyfriend?
Skinyrd 17
Like people were saying, it depends on the era. When Ozzy was frontman, the was Sabbath. With that lineup, nobody will Ever come close to what they were. Black sabbath beats the shit outta Led Zeppelin. No disrespect to Zeppelin, but Sabbath is way more hardcore. Start listening to em more. You'll like em if you know what good music is.