By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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Same thing different taste

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and that's why you give her the key when your really going away

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thats ******... eww ur mom having sex with sum dude..

Unless it's an affair, what's the big deal. I know nobody wants to think about their parents in a sexual way; but how do you think you were made?

this reminds me of two and a half men for some reason.

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that your mom is still married to someone else. If so, I hope you ratted her out or blackmailed the shit out of her.

at least you don't have a roommate and that's who your mom was banging!