Intimacy: Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room...

By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Boundaries, dude!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 06:01

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML

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Friday 12 February 2010 1:10

is she still married to your dad?

brutal_banger 10

Friday 12 February 2010 1:09

and that's why you give her the key when your really going away

Comments

Sekococo 0

Friday 12 February 2010 8:13

perdix your comments turn me on Wtf O.o

perdix 29

Friday 12 February 2010 15:23

I'm glad you like them. I'm aiming to make you laugh, but if they turn you on -- bonus! ;)

samantha_durano 6

Friday 12 February 2010 9:49

that's great.

nickyj 0

Friday 12 February 2010 11:36

at least it wasn't in YOUR bedroom and bed!

uhohuscrewedup 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:15

hahahahahahahah! did u let them finish?

mongeealx 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:04

sounds like mom gets it better and more often then you. dont be an old hag. take notes from mom and go get some!

bfffness 0

Friday 12 February 2010 21:23

three way?

moneypenny_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:20

@31 how many people recognize the sound of their mom being ******?

x_t_i_n_c_t 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:23

Argggh!!!! She is a bitch man ... do something

Trixies100 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:44

she's a **** that is ur house you tell her to get out put ur foot up

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 14 February 2010 10:05

Dear OP, Yuck. Yuck. FYL. Seek retribution!

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