By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

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Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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brutal_banger 10

and that's why you give her the key when your really going away

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rawr_forever 0

that's discusting OP I'm sorry...

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troubleinharlem 0

gross, but was he at least good, from what you could tell? sloppy seconds, maybe. ;) and nice, #10. xD

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bbaswiii 0

that freaking sux.. nastyy.. did u walk in on her? what happened??

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Aeropostale_Guy 0

Ohhhh how lovely...

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shananigans 0

Well at least she was nice enough to not have sex in your bed... But what's wrong with her own house? Unless she's having an affair...

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pdaredevil 0

I feel embarassed asking this but what is a milf?

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TRJADN 0

MILF - Mom I'd Like to ****. Simple.

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Why would you be embarrassed? This is FML, feel free to type whatever.......PANCAKES!!!

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dorkside_fml 0

because people like to make fun of people who don't know things. they think it makes them look cool.

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ArentICute 0

Oh yes, he's 11 because he doesn't know what a word is.

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SmokinGuns 13

I don't know about you, but I'd rather someone ask what a word meant than hearing them use it incorrectly.

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LTMcleod 0

i'd be like.. " mom, can you make me a sammitch?"

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ComMed 0

remind her how you like your pancakes and have her make both of you breakfast next time.

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storms_fml 0

that's nice I'm sry

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