By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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brutal_banger 10

and that's why you give her the key when your really going away

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choejunshik 0

that's very disturbing.. feel bad 4 ya OP

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iknowthatguy 0

Insert barrel into mouth,firmly pull trigger. whose mouth you put it into is up to you, but I'm sure it will work out.

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Jrook 0

sure mine get deleted within minutes, but not his

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Sirin_fml 46

If you have a complaint about the moderators not being omniscient, feel free to file a bug report with the webmaster through the appropriate channels. I sure could use that upgrade.

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XxpootieXx 0

" iknowthatguy" WTF is wrong with you!?

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Fingers0689 0

at least she didn't try to use your room

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boopityboppity 11

Did you not ask, "Who's there?" And did you not recognize your own mother's voice? Seems to me that this would (and should) have been easily preventable. I don't know all the possible situations, though, so I'll refrain from saying YDI.

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BosatKhanjar101 0

all u guys who say Milf are pigsssssss

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perdix 29

She figured if she cleans your sheets anyways, she might as well dirty them up. I sure hope you didn't stick around your room and ********** to the sounds of your mom getting her pussy pounded.

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PsychoMerk 0

I'm hoping she ain't married 0_o

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