Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover....

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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You deserved it 64 846

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Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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snowsock 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:31

Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:35

Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD

Comments

outofluckdude 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:40

haha ur fat

brian188246 1

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:46

lmfao

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:49

#35 I've never seen a flat stomach in my entire life, except on a well-toned MUSCLED stomach. It's either sticking out a little or it's sticking in a little. Just so you know. OP deserves it though. What the crap... why can't people just TALK anymore. Obviously you weren't THAT confident. And how do you know they just plain didn't want to see you, because you were their little sibling's friend? As in, they might have found it awkward, not gross, to see you. It does happen.

jacklinjanna 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:49

lol at #16 peeing myself laughing

UnderTheBridge 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:53

Even if he did find you attractive, which I reserve judgement on, he's one of your brother's friends. That's really very thoughtless of you. Do you expect him to date his friend's siblings? Do you realize how awkward a situation you've tried to create?

shadow_foot 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:20

What are you talking about? He wasn't her brother's friend, he was her friend's older brother. You totaly misread the posting.

Kiwi_Splash 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:29

You are such a bitch for attempting to flirt with your bestfriend's older brother. Have you no sense of shame? You got the deserved response for being a ****.

xFaust_fml 12

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:32

OMG, do you people realize how shallow you all are? "Fat girls shouldn't wear bikinis" wtf? Just stay home and watch some hollywood movies, assholes. Jeez, you don't even KNOW if she is fat. Maybe she's just too young. Maybe they just see her as the younger sister's friend. Maybe she showed, well, TOO MUCH of her midriff... I mean, too low... without noticing. Besides, showing your midriff is not a sluttish move, come ON! We're in 2009, not 1609...

iGerman 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:48

There should be a weight limit and then an application process for chicks who wish to wear bikinis in public.

emzmcgee 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:00

It's not shallow, it's just not attractive to see rolls of fat spilling out over the fabric of a bikini. People can wear whatever the **** they want but they need to realize not everyone can pull it off.

DareToDream7 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:20

I agree #62, and #72, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? SHUT THE **** UP YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. Sorry, had to get that out of my system, I read your other comments and seem as like one of those jackasses who thinks he can get Megan Fox. Oh wait, you ARE one of those jackasses, my bad. Go jump off a cliff, you literally don't deserve to live. I've met tons of curvy (note, not FAT curvy) girls who can rock a bikini. Curvy girls have boobs, skeletons don't. Its a fact. I'm not skinny, but I'm not overweight. I work out on a regular basis, play soccer, and eat healthy. I can wear a bikini. And no sack of shit like you can say otherwise. Take a long walk off a short pier, jackass.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:45

Who the hell calls their stomach their midriff?? YDI (:

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 5 February 2016 15:03

Yes, she absolutely deserves embarrassment and possible body issues just because she used a word you don't understand/like. Do you even think before you type things?