Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover....

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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snowsock 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:31

Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:35

Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD

Comments

XanimalloverX 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:31

Oh oooouuuuucccchhhhh!!!!!!! That's a sting like a bee Too bad

XanimalloverX 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:34

FYI just because she showed some of her stomach it doesnt make her a **** you dumbass losers

Whirling_Kumquat 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:17

Yes, but her most likely being a 11 or 12 year old showing her stomach DOES make her a ****.

irrelevantxx 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:46

YDI. You're probably fat. Lose some weight fatass.

omgwtflolz 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:12

YDI for being a *****

anonyymousee 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:28

OP- they dont see you like a hot older girl, they see you as their little sister's friend. It would be kinda awkward if you got in a relationship with one if them >_> Sorry everyone else is messing up your confidence. ~_~

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:28

I agree with #66. It's so annoying that little 10 11 & 12 year olds think they're the hottest thing in the world trying to get somebody so old to think they're hot that if he ever does make a move it's statutory rape. As for the post, it just screams chubby, insecure, Jonas Brothers-loving, Twilight-reading, skanky clothes wearing 12 year old who thinks she's so hot that everybody wants her.

monicamischief 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:36

if you've never seen someone with a flat stomach, you must be surrounded by fatties :/ i have a flat stomach and i have almost no muscle toning at all. it's called being thin. if you're a decent weight, your stomach should be slightly concave

monicamischief 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:39

and a stomach that curves in a little is considered flat :/ if it doesn't jiggle like pudding and you aren't pregnant, that's usually considered flat.

xoxoCheer 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:52

They were probably just annoyed that you were in there while they were. It most likely had nothing to do with your stomach. My brother's friends do that when I'm in a sweathshirt and jeans.