By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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snowsock 0

Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD

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KumoFF7 3

YDI for being a fat ass. Can you not tell for yourself? Lay off the donuts and get on a tredmill.

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BACUS666 0

YDI for being a *****.

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AlexZB 0

you're a bit of a *****, aren't you?

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Calaura9 0

You deserve it for not having a belly ring. And trying to incite statutory rape. And for being too skinny, he likes curvier women.

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cassidy0922 6

That's a little harsh. People can't help if they're skinny or curvy...

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rob8625 0

You fail. There was absolutely no reason to do something like that.

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Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Your,"Midriff" is the new Chasity belt!

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MSuzanneL 0

Ha, I wonder how many people on here are fat asses, calling this chick fat...pathetic, if you don't have anything better to do than insult people then you have no reason to live

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thereitgo 1

You're probably fat.

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FMLworthy5000 21

Well that escalated quickly

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PinkityPink 0

YDI for being a **** and ***** YDI EVEN MORE for being a FAT *****!

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smellymeaty 0

Okay. So, this is your friend's older brother? A) Why would you want to hit on your friend's sibling? B) Since we all seem to be guessing that you are rather young, and he is a few years older, what makes you think hes interested in some kid? C) If he's as "hot" as you suggest, he can get a girl his own age. Who isn't a *****. Just saying.

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FreshAsCrap 0

EXACTLY! And even if this girl is hot and incredibly skinny, most older brothers of friends think of you as a little sister. A lot of my friends have incredibly hot older brothers but i never try to hit on them because i think of them as older brothers too. You're never going to have a relationship with this guy, because thats probably how he thinks of you. And if you're annoying or he really just thought you were ugly and/or fat, then that just sucks to be you. But don't try to show off for people.

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Sammypenny 6

I used to have a huge crush on my older brother's best friend which is a similar situation. When I was 14-15 I would flirt with him kinda and do things like show my midriff (partly because I wanted him to see me as being more womanly. He was three years older than me.) The only reason he never made a move was because he didn't want to take advantage of me and was waiting until I was older (which I found out two years ago though we never did get together) Not all situations are like yours and maybe it wasn't even her wanting to get together with her just she wanted them to confirm the confidence she was feeling. Also to all the ppl calling her a **** and ***** (and probably me after that story lol), how many times have you lifted your arms and exposed your midriff? If she showed some boob or g-string that's another matter.

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