By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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snowsock 0

Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D: She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD

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luckyducky123 0

I bet your either 12 years old or your fat. Better yet, your both! YDI

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thatgirlkat 9

Fat or skinny, showing off your stomach isn't a ***** move. Since when can women not have confidence in their bodies? **** society.

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gagafan91 10

How many ******* times can you possibly use the wrong "your" in a sentence?

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live_your_life_fml 0

ouchh. there goes that confidence you were talking about :P

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live_your_life_fml 0

What makes her slutty, just showing her lower stomach? That's nothing compared to what you see around town these days!

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ig94 0

i walk outside ........ i see people in their pyjamas doing grocery's ....... people prefer a little skin

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ilovefml_ra 0

that's what you get for acting like a hoe

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ilovefml_ra 0

that's what you get for acting like a hoe

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IOwnedYou 0

YDI for thinking you were hot.

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monicamischief 0

i don't understand why fat girls have confidence anyway. if you do not have a flat stomach, for god's sake, cover that shit up. DON'T wear belly shirts or a bikini to the beach. disgusting.

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Chungli_street 0

all u other commentators are hoes. what u got against fat ppl. and when the *** did she say she was fat anywayz. dipshits!

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bmach 0

Well some people, like myself, are visually unappealing and we should do our best to cover up so as to not rape the eyes of our more attractive counterparts. Most people simply don't want to look at the result of our inability to show even an ounce of decorum.

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XOfiestypixie 0

Oh, but in different cultures, it is better to be heavier, because that means you have more money and can afford more food. Also, it's a sign of fertility and being able to easily give birth. Have you never heard of "child bearing hips?" In ancient Greece women with larger hips were preferred because they were less likely to die in childbirth, or have complications, since larger hips allows for more room for baby to come out. Sorry, was bored and decided to play devil's advocate. I don't really find heavier people very attractive, and I'm fairly thin myself.

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Plumppotato 3

to be honest i prefer fat to those incredible anorexic skin and bones people. however, if given a choice i would choose an average person.

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Sammypenny 6

Skinny people have eating disorders and skinny ppl can be just as unattractive. At least fatter girls have breasts and butts and don't look like little boys :p (and no I'm not fat I'm size five)

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