By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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picturescrazy 24

Wow, you deserve a medal for going down on a girl that has a full bush. Yuck xD I can't stand going down on my guy when he hasn't shaved for a while. As for the left-over toilet paper, that's happened to nearly every girl. I'm pretty sure she's super embarrassed about it and hopefully she'll learn to check next time and switch to a better brand (: But it has nothing to do with hygiene, just poor choice in TP!

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xander999 0

Today I ate a taco and it came out my butthole

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ultra_notorious 26

don't even wanna imagine what else you got a mouthful of!

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FukUrDreamz 0

and this is ur girlfriend....? so what was going on the other times yall had sex..? u couldn't tell from the smell u wasn't gonna put ur mouth nowhere near that? gotta smell stuff before u eat it bro. if it stinks it probably taste bad too...

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devon1996 4

Fake chow use your finger and say its your mouth

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ronnie220 11

gross. she needs to fix that problem and you need to move on. And as a reminder do a look and finger check!!!

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