By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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thelovelysecks 15

so like i had one unpleasant experience ... i never said anything to him but now i always subtly suggest he showers before i put my mouth anywhere near his dick...

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maggielove404 4

I hate how guys are so picky sometimes. I get it that is nasty, but you can't expect a girl to be perfectly shaved or waxed!!! Gosh guys don't understand how difficult it is to look good for them

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Thekbking 11

I feel so sorry for this man. that would be beyond traumatic for me. never again would I dive the muff caverns *shudders*

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madeline9322 17

Ok, toilet paper makes sense, but don't complain about pubes unless you wax your dick before a *******

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ElaborateScheme 14

Does oral even equal sex? I mean sexual acts upon each other but I only counted sex as penetration before so I thought I lost my virginity at 16

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