By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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AnneeSo 6

This post actually made me nauseous. -.-

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jillianj 1

I read this @ work today & haven't been able to get it out of my mind, my co-workers were all grossed out! It was the talk of my unit. I have been married for 12 years and we still make sure we are clean before we are intimate, and have the respect to do so for eachother! Ps we have a great sex life

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MoreThanUCanC 0

What else could there be I can't imagine she Gould at least rinse down there before she sees you incase of anything

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jshicksSN 0

At least she wipes ;D eh? Eh? Am I right or am I right??? Haha

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xaznchicx 0

Dude, get a new girlfriend. Seriously, you don't have to live this way.

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Rasetsu 10

EEEEEEWWWWW. >.< you poor thing.

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lilpimpsmama 12

That is why a shower before works for everyone involved.

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CadyAsInKatie 8

I always get super paranoid when I now my bf is gonna go down on me, so I make sure it's SUPER clean down there @~@ poor poor OP....

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