By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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krsimir 0

Should have used charmen toilet paper, no little white pieces left behind

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frozenfreeze 5

They were the least of your problems?...Were there dragons and dead rats down there too?

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pluck290 0

That nasty bitch....

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xytha 6

Oh man... If my bf is nice enough to do that I at least clean it...

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savagee133 13

Shoulve just been like ' I can't do this its the first time I'm scared lets shower first' ;)

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fairydust91 2

That's disgusting. Wiping is never enough. Everyone should wash after using the toilet. Yuck man.

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tika_baby 1

Ok u take a shower after every piss u take? Not likely. Grow up!!

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MissIrish 0

I think I just got sick in my mouth a little..

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tika_baby 1

Have left over tissue doesnt mean shes dirty you ppl are bein dumb n over dramatic. If she dnt wana trim or make it bald thats fine doesnt mean she has bad hygene and to the whole tp crap ok at least tht proves she wipes her shit when shes done unlike alot of nasty females. Its not even that big of a deal she just has to swipe it off maybe use a babywipe to make sure its all gone. Stop whining and cryin bout tp left overs we dnt complain about ur f_ckin ball sweat. !!! Grow up ppl shit happens.

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MargaretColleen 8

That was the least of your problems? Was she on her period, too, or did you find a gnome down there?

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erikababyy 0

i'd break up with her if i were you. that's just disgusting.

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