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By Steven - 28/02/2016 21:07 - United States

Today, I somehow failed to notice a spider and her egg sac were hiding in my beard. I finally did notice when hundreds of baby spiders suddenly started swarming from my beard in the middle of my board meeting, forcing me to hurriedly shave it using my boss's nail scissors. FML
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JosephKorso 15

Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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Masift 21

this will definitely discourage me from ever wanting to grow a beard.

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kthack 4

As a heavily bearded man, I just want to say YOU SUCK for putting even the faintest image of that in to my head.

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pedinhuh 23

...How come that's even possible? Your beard must be really stinky if you let it reach this point, YDI.

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isuckwithnames 22

This is my entire fear of non developed basements.

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tiger820 20

you a nasty MF! do you not wash our comb that shit? I bet you stink too!

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