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By Steven - 28/02/2016 21:07 - United States

Today, I somehow failed to notice a spider and her egg sac were hiding in my beard. I finally did notice when hundreds of baby spiders suddenly started swarming from my beard in the middle of my board meeting, forcing me to hurriedly shave it using my boss's nail scissors. FML
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JosephKorso 15

Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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rattyrayvn 21

Finally, now I know why I instinctively dislike beardy hipsters...

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ashleighmay18 21

That is horrific! If be scarred for life D:

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PotatoesAndCake 26

I may be a girl, but that's my worst ******* nightmare

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Maybe improve your hygiene so that won't happen again?

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Musicstruck17 24

Type of FML that needs more backstory from OP. I want to know what happened afterward and how people reacted. I hope we get one.

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alex_gen 39

Do you not shave or clean your beard?

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novulari 2

seriously ? does anyone actually believe this story ?

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wednesdayonator0 3

Your clear lack of personal hygiene just tells me that you do not deserve the power of having a beard. Shame on you. YDI.

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sharkfacehuskies 9

You must be ******* Stoick the Vast if you didn't notice that

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