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By Steven - 28/02/2016 21:07 - United States

Today, I somehow failed to notice a spider and her egg sac were hiding in my beard. I finally did notice when hundreds of baby spiders suddenly started swarming from my beard in the middle of my board meeting, forcing me to hurriedly shave it using my boss's nail scissors. FML
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Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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middlenamefrank 8

It's been years since I had a beard, but I have one word for you...shampoo. Every morning when you wash your hair. Did you think because it's on your face you didn't need to keep it clean?

If you have it then take care of it! That's how beard works

AdamTodddBrown 11

Dude wash your damn face sometimes

this my dear, made me want to throw up!

So many people giving him shit on his hygiene, but it could have just as easily only gotten in there that day. My van was full of thousands of little spiders last year, because a mom with a egg sac got in at some point.... parked the van at home Thursday evening, Saturday morning my vans interior was covered in spider silk and little tiny baby spiders.... it was a mess to clean up.

It is unlikely as most spider egg sacs take between 1 to 4 weeks to hatch once they are made ...

Next time, try taking a shower more often and washing it

Proper hygiene is necessary so that you can avoid shit like this, dude.