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By Steven - 28/02/2016 21:07 - United States

Today, I somehow failed to notice a spider and her egg sac were hiding in my beard. I finally did notice when hundreds of baby spiders suddenly started swarming from my beard in the middle of my board meeting, forcing me to hurriedly shave it using my boss's nail scissors. FML
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JosephKorso 15

Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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elguapo3745 16

As someone someone who has a beard, YDI

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PuppiesKisses 19

You don't shampoo it when you shower? I'm a girl so I don't know about beard maintenance but that seems like something that you would do.

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MyS3lf 24

I've been reading FML's for a couple years now at least, and this is by far one of the most effed up things I've ever read on here. Hope everything is better now.

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redpanda39 10

*You're. If you're going to correct someone, at least make sure you have it right.

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Impeh 8

*your If you're going to correct someone, at least make sure you have it right.

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domolovesyoshi 33

"Make sure you clean you are beard"? Yeah, you're the one in the wrong here not them. If you're going to correct someone make sure you don't sound like an Idiot doing it. You're - you are

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. Reminds me of that Roald Dahl book 'The Twits'.

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mezochan 29

You don't even comb your beard? Wash it? Moisturize it? There's no way this is real. I can't believe someone is actually that negligent about their facial hair hygiene unless they're a mountain man living far away from society.

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MrKdv 14

OMG! How is that even possible?! That's really horrifying.

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ragnarok1540 39

OP, you might want to check your pubes as well ... you may have an actual family of crabs (crustaceans) growing in there ...

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7wonders 2

Did anyone else accidentally read "beard meeting"? Lol

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