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By Steven - 28/02/2016 21:07 - United States

Today, I somehow failed to notice a spider and her egg sac were hiding in my beard. I finally did notice when hundreds of baby spiders suddenly started swarming from my beard in the middle of my board meeting, forcing me to hurriedly shave it using my boss's nail scissors. FML
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JosephKorso 15

Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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creativelexi 20

Sounds as if grooming needs were not met!

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danceinconverse 25

Wow. No offence, but, you need to be more hygienic with your beard. (If you even decide to keep it after that ordeal)

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Mynamewontfi 40

That's disgusting. Don't grow a beard if you can't take care of it.

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Cagara_fml 10

Dude, did you check your pubes?

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tomvertigo 17

Scorpions, I bet. Thousands of bark scorpions.

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queerdragon 20

Oh god, the mental image made me want to crawl out of my skin. Though it would make a hilarious movie scene.

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dragoongirl90 34

Do you not bathe?!

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MasterTron 24

Your not the same guy who stuck his hand in his pants and was bitten?

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gobiteme2 34

You think there might be a migration issue going on

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