Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML
Ouch
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
A day in the life
Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
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Boss47 1
What did you do run into a bench?
ohmandapants 16
Frisbee is a dangerous game. Claims many victims.
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keshaforever1 14
Why did you play frisbee again then??
ExToRtiOn 0
0_O awesome
massacreman3000 1
full contact frisbee?
darkestbarbie 11
My boyfriend is the same way. I swear, his tombstone is going to say "but, I caught the frisbee!!"
ChickenPollos 6
These kids never learn...
totreaper 0
You should give up frisbee and switch to Tackle Football. Frisbee is dangerous
Humanspider 18
I have played ultimate frisbee and it is not that intense. I do not know how anyone could break their leg playing frisbee unless they are really careless and stupid.
ChelceaGoose 0
you know its almost impossible to re break your leg twice in the same spot since your bones grow back with twice the strengthen. you probably don't let it heal properly. just saying
DALLR 2
Fail
thefaced 0
Oh the irony!