Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML
Ouch
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
A day in the life
Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Top comments
Boss47 1
What did you do run into a bench?
ohmandapants 16
Frisbee is a dangerous game. Claims many victims.
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mikeeg 0
You must go hard!
MoonPhase123 4
And this is why we must learn from our mistakes.
Jason199615 0
They had to fix my butt too, it had a crack in it :)
DKjazz 20
Me, too! I slipped and cracked my tailbone on a mountain hike, once. EDIT: Oh wait. YOU'RE A PHONY!
joee182 3
come on like he knew he would break his leg by playing frisbee again-.-
eliza1000 9
Here's an idea: Don't play frisbee
mdtdnb 7
By "frisbee", I hope you meant "running from a bear that was attacking the child you saved in that burning building"
jackassiddy 8
I don't know how you play frisbee but I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong..
fencer310 0
Way to get a major injury playing a wussy-ass sport. It's like getting a concussion playing Chess
FlyingWhisps 5
...Don't play frisbee anymore. "Doctor, it hurts when I do this" "Then, don't do that!"
xSonic 9
What's a tree in the kitchen for?!!