Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
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Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML
Ouch
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
A day in the life
Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
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Boss47 1
What did you do run into a bench?
ohmandapants 16
Frisbee is a dangerous game. Claims many victims.
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Boss47 1
What did you do run into a bench?
xoconnie 8
ULTIMATE FRISBEE??? heckkk yeaaa! it was totally worth it if you scored... lmao
mstarxo23 2
Maybe u should just stop playing frisbe....or any other physical activity ...so u won't break anything else. ..again.
MrLookAtThere 10
He was masturbating and doesn't want to admit it!
bitchslapped22 14
I agree with 25 Ultimate Frisbee is so intense, I love that game
mnmolino 14
Better than running into a tree
RiZiX 0
Look out, we got a badass over here.
swimchica22 0
At least OP wasn't bowling...
upyourzlolz 11
You Guys all have it wrong. OP was in the tron world and got hit by an identity disk.
n_epic_fail 14
Are you, the guy that busted his teeth with a rubix cube, the guy that burned his tongue with a curling iron, and the guy that cut up his dick with a fan part of some "I can hurt myself doing harmless activities" club?
abbey321 8
My dad threw me a frisbee when I was 7. I got a black eye.
upyourzlolz 11
82 - I'm afraid that's not quite how you reference.
pharrig64 0
38 How do you break your leg masturbating?
vb68_fml 28
It's not s leg ... Not even a bone...:)
jenniferjen 5
At least only one leg has a crack!
purplishzebraz 0
Ydi for doing the same thing that got u in a cast in the first place
DrDilllonReese 12
What if somehow I got put into a cast by eating? Should I never eat again? Your comment, like your brain, fails.
marinus_fml 19
20- hey mr Internet tough guy... Way to take her comment to the extreme! How about I stop breathing because last time when I broke my arm I happened to also be breathing :O although to your credit, I sort of see where you are coming from - still no reason to be an asshole though - yes op should keep doing the activity he was doing when he broke his leg if it's his passion or sport he enjoys.
DrDilllonReese 12
Well she attempted to degrade and belittle OP and tried to make him look stupid. Poor guy was doing something he enjoyed.
purplishzebraz 0
Thanks number 27 :)
DrDilllonReese 12
46- well he agrees too. But you're right, I wasn't acting tough. I was just being correct
purplishzebraz 0
I didn't meen don't ever play frisbee ever again. I ment be more careful and don't do the same thing you did while playing frisbee that got urself injured. I do track and I sprained my knee and was out for the season and I'm tryin out again.
ohmandapants 16
Well then you should have said that because your comment was "ydi for doing the same thing that got u in a cast in the first place". OP was playing frisbee. Therefore, your comment was basically saying "YDI for playing frisbee because you got hurt playing it before".
DrDilllonReese 12
Silence is golden to. Combine them. If you can't clarify, sit there in silence.
Hypershadow21 0
33- isnt that what women are for?
DrDilllonReese 12
Only if you aren't well equipped
DKjazz 20
I agree, I broke my leg on a trampoline, damned near poked my eye out with the bone sticking out. I'm certainly not getting on a trampoline ever again. Still, Frisbee OP? You broke your leg, twice, playing frisbee?
ohmandapants 16
^ totally different. You developed a fear of trampolines because of your experience and that is why you're not going on one again. OP did not develop a fear of frisbee. There is no "lesson" to be learned by these experiences.
DKjazz 20
Ah, but that's my point. OP deserves it for repeating the action and expecting different results.
ohmandapants 16
You obviously didn't read my comment. There is no lesson. If you get on a trampoline again, it doesn't mean that you will get injured. If OP decides to play frisbee again, doesn't mean he will get injured. YOU refuse to get on a trampoline out of FEAR.
Rowdey 10
Today, I read all of these comments. FML
stuner56 22
Go hard.
iiNommBaconz 0
Go a tad bit softer.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
That's what she said, sry I just had to say no matter how old it is
EvilCupcake8361 9
It's ok OP, I once broke my pinky toe wrestling a pirate in a kiddy pool of lemon jello for a pop-tart
DKjazz 20
Was that "pinky-toe wrestling" or "pinky toe-wrestling"? One implies breaking your smallest toe, and the other implies you broke your smallest finger whilst doing something completely unrelated to the pinky. Which image should I have in my head?
Kishawn2 2
well was extreme Frisbee or Frisbee football. that sucks at least your prepared for it
Irishxoxo 2
Sorry op :(.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
What does op mean? Like I know it is the submitter, but what does o p actually mean? I know I'm stupid!
suavesuave 2
Play a real sport next time
ohmandapants 16
You have obviously never played Ultimate Frisbee.
Braginskyyy 6
Y'know, it's a recreational sport.No one ever said frisbee was some epic, manly sport. Plus, For all you know, OP could've been playing with their dog.
ohmandapants 16
Frisbee is a dangerous game. Claims many victims.
bananagrams 9
Only of youre playing it EXTREME
m0tl3ycru3 0
On top of washington's nose on mount rushmore. That extreme enough?
stuner56 22
Maybe his leg was healed?
Moviegirl89 11
Having broken my wrist 14 times I feel your pain!
purplishzebraz 0
How on earth did you do that lol! My mom broke both of her wrists twice.....by falling....the ground is a hurtful place
obamathellama 0
Your wrists should just fall off after 14 times..that's just unreasonable.
DKjazz 20
You should go bionic, young Skywalker.