chinchilla4404
United States
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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seussical65
United States
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Curiosity nearly killed me
Amsterdam, Netherlands
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Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
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SGarcia22 0
how do you do that?
goshpeople 4
"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"
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SGarcia22 0
how do you do that?
bengalsbaby13 0
Well at least she knows how you broke your leg now... Haha FYL :(
lakaiskate 12
at least it isn't your hands then you would have to get someone else to wipe your bum
CattyPurry 0
i don't think the quote "two is better than one" is necessarily going to cut it this time.
KaintukeeBob 13
Science! An experiment must be repeatable to be of any use.
juicedboi 7
Care to demonstrate how you broke your second leg?
goshpeople 4
"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"
Jacobt24 19
OP, use your words next time you two-timer.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
When I said "break a leg," I didn't mean literally!! :O
Keyman1212 14
Throwing yourself down a flight of stairs to demonstrate how your broke one leg isn't necessarily the best way to do it.... Maybe just tell him? I don't know just a thought.
BraBrando 0
lol ya 68, "You see, I jumped out the window like this!" ....
KiddNYC1O 20
YDI Buffy Gilmore.
UnicornHunter 12
Well, look on the bright side, your FML got on the website! Congratulations! :D
NastyNinja31 0
U can pop wheelies in ur wheelchair
dolphincheddar 10
That's not a wheelie, that's a wheelchairie
crymore007 11
Did you fail opening your toothpaste so you took a wrench but missed the toothpaste, and get a broken leg like that, or like those?
steveakafranxy 7
"like this, OW!!!"
EvilPotato 14
hmmmm. oh dear.
DKjazz 20
1- He can't show us. He's out of legs.
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
you, my friend, are stupid. HAVE A NICE DAY!
NavySEAL13 0
In Walter voice dumb ass
NavySEAL13 0
In Walter voice dumb ass
woody768 0
Way to be dedicated to your cause =D
idontcare8l 3
68 - no one ever said abortion
idontcare8l 3
122 - spongebob?
hillary6 15
hahahahaha true that
rulerofwow 0
"dude, I broke my leg doing this awesome thing yesterday" "what?" "went kinda like this-" *do something unbelievably stupid* -break other leg- "OW!" "DAMMIT!"
death943 10
.. and the proper way to close the car door on your leg is *show friend* Now remember.. Not too soft or it will just bruise.
meirginsburg18 10
or both of them
WeooBeans 14
Smooth.
TheGianaJinx 0
"Okay okay Amanda here is what happened. I was standing on my roof and I fell off, like this."
volley4eva1698 0
Well now they know how she broke her leg
LolMoqz 10
That was a noob move.
hoodasswhitekid 0
Always smooth, Keith Stone.
TheHoboWerewolf 0
Like Dr. Pepper! With a KIIISSSS of cherry! Haha!
ReptarSwag 4
I got a third leg…
Tobias5505 0
rage face party :D
woosah 16
one wasn't good enough.....?
davex 0
This is the stupidest thing I've read yet! How does OP manage to walk and breathe at the same time being THAT dumb?!! Definitely a YDI from me. And rage face party ftw!!
FMLchill 0
37 chris smoove
xxsarahfxx 6
Smart.
PrimeStarscream 30
I hope the OP never breeds.
imosim 0
Every time someone says smart I now think of epicmealtime...
MrCoolPants 7
Not smart thats F*CKING Smart!!
steeledwolf 8
no, op didn't show it right because she broke her OTHER leg. she did something else lol
zukinihudini 0
She was a bit too accurate
miraggg 1
Too bad we only have two legs, now op wont be able to show anyone else how she broke her leg.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Can I sign the casts?
bOostchiQ 0
Wow!
Emma_Rose16 8
I see you didn't learn the first time. At least you didn't get hurt the second time worse than the first since both are just broken legs.
xGraycloud 4
Both of her legs are broken. She didn't get hurt worse the 2nd time but she's still PRETTY broken.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
"Just broken legs" WHAT? Broken legs take forever to heal and are very painful, depending on where the break was. If it was your femur, OP, FYLFYLFYLFYL. If it was anywhere else, still FYL.
teague95 16
"just broken legs".....I see you've never broken a leg that shit hurts and takes forever to heal.
Brooklyn575 0
You're ******* retarded! "just broken legs"...... Wow.
EvanTn 0
Hey could have been worse could have lost an eye or somthing
bacon_lover100 11
How about I break your legs and see now you feel about it...
DFlit1 0
did someone say irony?!
anencephalic 14
That's not ironic, it's just stupid and clumsy.
mouxouxou 11
Couldn't agree more.
zukinihudini 0
No i think your hearing stuff
fatraptorjesus13 9
it's kinda irony....when the opposite of what you expect to happen happens
Carlie_McCartney 1
No. No, they didn't.
mynameis1339 0
YDI because if you showed somebody how you broke your leg with your other leg chances are that your going to brake that leg.
abceasyas123abc 12
Maybe if he'd braked his leg he wouldn't have gotten into this conundrum in the first place..
daisyloo 7
*Break
daisyloo 7
That was for ten!
thebelle97 5
Broke
StopDropNRoll 11
I think he got it right. He meant braked as in stopped before he fell leading to the broken leg
TNB_xACiDiC 0
10- good job captain obvious!
macsterfun 3
Abc- Child, are you for ******* real? Like did your mom give birth to you through her ass? Not dismissing the fact that not only does it hurt horribly, but yet it causes you to lose brain cells that you could have used to spell broke. Like, god damn it child!
Brooklyn575 0
Wow
abceasyas123abc 12
147, it was a play on words making light of 10's incorrect use of the word 'brake'. You obviously aren't as clever as you think..
nucky_fml 5
Looks like you shouldn't have went to the fair
WCARlover 34
Hm I guess I missed where any mention of a fair was...
nucky_fml 5
It's a reference to another fml, if you've read it then you'd get it
chahacha599 0
lmao nice