Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML
UnicornWaffles tells us more.
Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.
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silvermoon5033 26
Seriously, wtf?
coolmike699 26
So he's a literal ************?
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kakarot26 7
damn wtf
cumming1988 3
I'm not sure that's ever allowed to be said in bed or in any situation! Haha
Catvillanueva 9
Hahaha omg nooo ???
Katie Severs 8
My boyfriend and I have the same sense of humor ? We get to laughing so hard sometimes that we can't have sex