Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML
UnicornWaffles tells us more.
Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.
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silvermoon5033 26
Seriously, wtf?
coolmike699 26
So he's a literal ************?
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silvermoon5033 26
Seriously, wtf?
False_Stupidity 41
This is the only comment needed, it pretty much sums it up!
mazor 22
No, this comment proves you dont have a sense of homor.
Xamry14 10
No, I'd say this comment sums it up as it doesn't look like he was trying to be funny. I think he was getting at that his mom told him not to be totally silent during intercourse as silence can be a sign to women that the man is isnt enjoying himself but that isn't how OP took it.
UnicornWaffles 23
Chill buddy, I laughed, so should you. He's right there in the comments below, feel free to have a chat with him about having some sense of humor in bed ;) you can always get frisky again after a good laugh :)
cornyrob 33
It's from an old joke, one of my favorites. Google: nutworks mom told me
lunaangel 14
they found their clap brain
turtle_darkness 17
I think you're FML's location is wrong, this obviously happened in Alabama.
Squallleon 12
how do you see the location?
zaidthunder1 27
It's mentioned under the FML - Taiwan - Taipei.
Mightytall 35
#2 You better run, cause them hillbillies will be coming after you.
The_ghetto_mango 25
Really? WTF. Alabama has more than fricking hillbillies. Jesus.
oreoeater 21
#53 I didn't know Jesus was from Alabama
The_ghetto_mango 25
#58- I didn't know that male oreo eaters were idiotic enought to point out that. Jesus was from the frickin' Middle East. Alabama didn't even fricking EXIST whe Jesus was around.
Chibi_Hiroko 18
Of course Alabama existed. It just wasn't called Alabama yet
The_ghetto_mango 25
I was talking about the state Alabama, not saying that it didn't exist completely.
Tyrez 32
You proved the point you hillbilly! Also, maybe the guy's mom told him to do that as a tip? I hope at least.
WATERMALONE 15
Damn Alabama isn't that bad, tv makes us all look like terribly stupid rednecks. There are strange (for lack of a better word) people everywhere.
Seksdemon 7
hell Florida is more ****** up. I'd know cause I love there. don't come to Florida unless it's only for the beach. best advice I can give.
coolmike699 26
So he's a literal ************?
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
He seems awesome! Too bad you couldn't finish but at least you got that good of a laugh.
Kittyphysics 21
right!? seems like he's got an excellent sense of humor.
Redgy22 26
And if first you don't succeed, try, try again!
tin_cup 27
Ummm, ew!
False_Stupidity 41
I wonder if you remind him of his mother OP. I'd be really careful if you find out he's in the motel business.
AceOfThe925 3
Bates?
laden_swallow09 34
Bates. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies.
HeatherCorinne 14
He and his mom are on an unnatural person level
GeeThatSucks 9
"the guy I slept with is funny" fml kill yourself
Tatush_ 13
Well that escalated quickly. He better have said it to be funny and not actually meant it... Or did he..?
BeautifulChaos27 37
I'm going to assume he was joking, in which case how is this an FML? You found a guy you have a real connection with, who can make you laugh. Sounds like a win to me.