Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML
UnicornWaffles tells us more.
Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.
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silvermoon5033 26
Seriously, wtf?
coolmike699 26
So he's a literal ************?
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Comments (87)
Tannasgh 22
Ick
g3ntl3lover 6
Seriously lol
ChaCha339 10
But why is his mom commenting on his sexual moans? What ?
NightKat 25
Is his name Oedipus by any chance?
Lunchy306 8
Funny until you find out its true. O_o
lithiumassassin 10
I've never understood that... I can laugh myself to tears and still have an ****** 5 minutes later
dhunt9 5
LMFAO
zyero 9
At least he has a sense of humor you can appreciate?
pancakessdsjsn 17
Dude. What?
ItsUnlucky 6
Why would he say that.