Seriously, wtf?

So he's a literal ************?

There are so many FML's that I've read, where something like this happens and it's not a joke, hence why it's an FML. So I don't really blame people for mistaking this for an FML rather than a joke. Had it not been clarified (thank you), I would have assumed the former as well. It's awesome that you two are able to have fun like that while being intimate. It's an amazing sign when you can joke around in such a potentially vulnerable state!

Guys either he was joking or it was advice from his mother

That sounds pretty funny. You can always get back to it later.

Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML

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I seriously hope he was kidding.

No his mother overheard him

I pray that she overheard him having sex and he didn't have sex with her.

This may seem horrible but that is exactly my sense of humor. Then again, I am a horrible person :D

Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.