yus
Orange, United States
Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML
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yus_fml 17
Hey, author here! So basically, I'm in high school and the school I go to does drug tests to all of the students and it is completely random. Some people are tested multiple times, other people are never tested. It is basically whatever the computer says. So no, It was not because I failed it the first time or because I was suspected of doing drugs.
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Frenchtony 17
Drugs are bad m'kay !!?
garadan1 18
I can't tell if this is an FYL or YDI. It depends on the circumstances. If you were doing drugs previously (or failed the first), YDI, but if it was random, that's another story.
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dudecall 18
Well I'm going to assume that they tested all your coworkers as well. The reason they do two tests is because people think they are safe right after and continue to take them. It's to catch people off guard. Good luck.
orbit 22
His username is parents, so it wasn't at work.
Geeve95 11
Shoot straight with me Johnny boy... Have been hitting the refer?
devildog562 33
I'm assuming it's a parole officer, or you did something to get you tested . If not it's not that big of a deal. Pee in a cup, repeat.
mylifebitches666 18
As long as it's not positive what's the point?
teentee401 36
Whether I vote FML or YDI depends on the reason for all the drug testing...
Enslaved 36
Good thing if you didn't get high the next day to celebrate thinking you're free and clear for months. Now you know testing can happen at anytime so don't screw up. Actually smart of your parents if you do indeed have a substance problem. You never expected it so soon did you?
Just_A_Tree 20
So go get Doug off the roof, and quit trusting Alan! There, I just saved you from having to make two more movies that are almost the same as the first one.
tony1891 22
stop smoking catnip!
tonyfailla123 19
Do we have a PvP in the house?
ilovemsminaj 13
Don't do drugs and maybe people won't feel the need to test you
yus_fml 17
Hey, author here! So basically, I'm in high school and the school I go to does drug tests to all of the students and it is completely random. Some people are tested multiple times, other people are never tested. It is basically whatever the computer says. So no, It was not because I failed it the first time or because I was suspected of doing drugs.
yus_fml 17
By the way I meant to put "ugh why" as my name but it corrected it to "parents" somehow because it was not my parents.
vikky538 28
in the name of your school's computer fyl...
NeatNit 32
quick question: do you consider the week to start on Monday or Sunday? :P
granCanyon 12
Are you serious? I don't do drugs but I would never agree to do a drug test at school. Why did you agree to do it? I know fighting against the school's rules may seem daunting when you're a teenager but you should really learn to not be a sheep of the system. A school is just a bunch of people, they are not gods. They have no right to treat you like a prisoner. Unless they have proof that I am doing drugs I would not agree to do a single drug test.
granCanyon 12
Based on the FAQ on drugabuse.gov schools can't force you to do a drug test unless you're participating in competitive extracurricular activities.
cjmedic 12
I was in extracurriculars in high school, and didn't ever get tested. OP's school seems a little paranoid.
j_cat187 19
I read that as high in school at first. that was mildly amusing.
what12345 12
At my school, you get kicked out if you don't submit to drug testing. I doubt it's OP's fault that they had to be tested.
JdF16 11
Obviously on monday because there is no school on sunday
justinkoch 26
But if you refuse they can kick you out
zharks1010 18
Actually lots of high schools with a history of drugs do drug testing.