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Dumb bitch (RIP Zeus) Naaldwijk, The Netherlands

Better sorry than safe

Today, as I was preparing to clear an overgrown area of our yard, I treated my pants and shoes with permethrin, as ticks are a problem in my area. I told my girlfriend explicitly NOT to let the cat out for the day, as it is deadly to cats. She didn't listen and now I have to dig a grave. FML

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So you murdered your girlfriend because she let the cat out? *You get that this is a joke, right?

im so sorry rip zeus :( (sorry if i got the name wrong)

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im so sorry rip zeus :( (sorry if i got the name wrong)

So you murdered your girlfriend because she let the cat out? *You get that this is a joke, right?

I just spit my coffee across the table 🤣

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