you're a ******* idiot. wear a ******* condom

Ever heard of Plan B........? Smart one.

Aaaaand... this is why humanity is becoming more stupid. Stupidity breeds harder.

Maybe try condoms, birth control, or abstinence next time? it sounds like you're not anywhere near ready for sex. Grab plan b before it's too late, and go get educated. Planned Parenthood gives out FREE condoms.

Please tell me this is a hoax and people aren't this stupid.

That's what condoms, birth control and the morning after pill are for. And you do realize you can get a girl pregnant without cumming inside her, right? It's called pre-ejaculation. Stop being an idiot and use a condom.

You're a ******* moron.

Are you both that stupid or have neither of you heard of these things called "condoms" or even "morning after pills"? Condoms DO help keep pregnancy from happening 99.9% of the times, and morning after pills helps with getting pregnant as long as the pills taken within 24 hours. I'm a virgin, but even I know these sort of shit, and even know enough that as long as you come inside someone, they still could get pregnant. The second half of that last statement should be obvious to anyone and everyone that has taken high school health classes when being lectured.

I sincerely hope this is a troll post. Please let it be a troll post. O.o

Definitely not gonna work