This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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mercyelvira42 23

Did everyone else vote yes on this so they could tell him how stupid he is, too?

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MrErazo 10

I'm just goin to put my palm on my face.

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moshpit11 8

Don't be a fool rap your tool

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RageWolf16 31

Ever heard of plan b? Everyone should know stuff like this by 13 jfc

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igottapee 27

I've never heard of something this stupid.

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Calingaladha 21

This is one of the most clusterfuck FMLs I have ever read.

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lalaaa520 9

Congratulations you're going to be a dad! ??

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avenue24 20

If you don't want a baby, you shouldn't be having unprotected sex.

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StoneColdShaky 7

Today, I read this post. I can't unread it. FML

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