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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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Seabass_Chan 33

Jesus ****, you shouldn't even be having sex. All of that was unnecessary, just buy the damn girl some morning-after emergency contraceptive from the pharmacy. Oh, and next time, use a ******* condom.

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wounderlife 15

yikes, sounds like you just gave the most pointless head ever for half an hour. Go get Plan B, stupid!

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Zuniga01 14

Oh, dude. No way. This is ******* gold! Lmao! You're an idiot.

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medstudentlife 6

You need to go get sterilised. For the sake of humanity. You are that much of an idiot.

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