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By nickncik - 11/02/2016 02:12 - United States - Beverly

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML
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DoomedGemini 37

They make condoms and birth control pills, you know.

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stryder9090 28

I'm going to throw up. That doesn't work, by the way. Congrats, Pops.

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DuffyZ 6

it sometimes works but I don't think you are an idiot like everyone sometimes you can't pull out in time

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RaggedClown 11

If you're counting on pulling out at your only method to keep her from getting pregnant... Sorry, but the "idiot" response would apply there too.

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RaggedClown 11

I really have to learn not to check FML over breakfast. Urg.

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Jenmic 16

I've been reading FML for over 5 years and this is the first one where I need brain bleach.

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hilfiger_fml 5

Anyone else hoping that the girl knew about the morning after pill and just used this to get some special attention she would actually enjoy?

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EliGolsdworthy 7

Dude seriously send her to a doctor omg this is disgusting how would you think this works? You don't know what's going in your mouth you know this right? Good luck to you

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jimeple 12

This is what happens when children have sex!

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thegreat579 7

Sounds like a very "sticky situation". But yeah your ******. not again, but literally.

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