Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML
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Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
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5sonic 22
Some people in this world. :/
Lizza330 28
Well on the bright side you might've saved someone's life. :)
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Comments (153)
BobbieH 19
No good deed goes unpunished. However you may have saved a life with your CPR skills. Bravo!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Report it OP. Your company should pay you back the money stolen, after all you saved someone's life.
rokemay 10
Why OPs company? They didn't work at the store this happened at.
Metallica36176 16
Its not the companies fault. If companies compensated for all that kind of shit they lose so much money because all the assholes that try to get everything for free so they don't have to work.
jmcr 27
People just suck with the exception of OP and the cashier who helper her
r0dents 9
People are just horrid.. Thank you, OP, as you potentially saved a life.
TiffGreen 11
smh... this world is not the best place to be but as long as there are some good people like you in this world it's at least tolerable. Keep your head up OP
Black_Cat_13 7
And that is why my purse is on a shoulder strap and zipped. I could just sling it around to my back to do CPR but it's never unattended or snatch-able. Good job on using your CPR skills though.
TrinityisLife 22
People are assholes. OP, I think you're awesome for what you did =) Much respect to you!!!!! <3
sgtcxelite 11
Talk to the police and ask them to check security camera footage from the store.
sgle222 8
Sorry OP, but there's no rest for the wicked and money don't grow on trees...
jackaced 7
Ummmm, where do you live? Cuz I'm gonna try to avoid that neck of the woods now