Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML
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Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
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5sonic 22
Some people in this world. :/
Lizza330 28
Well on the bright side you might've saved someone's life. :)
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Comments (153)
LyraAlluse 25
Sounds like the time my sister stole my credit card and I was the one who got in trouble for leaving it in a place she could find it.
K410 18
Ladies and gentlemen our god damned society
ohio53 6
It's all good OP, that person will be going to the equivalent of hell someday.
Bcfrmkc816 17
People are idiots. We should put them in the frontiers and save good people that have honor respect and some damn common sense. But most people are raises not to have anything but take take take from good people
jdrappi 12
People are shitty
acami2012 5
some people are just assholes and should remember karma is a bitch!
sonnyrosa 32
Aww, that's just terrible OP! Send me your email address and I will etransfer you $40. You should be rewarded with nothing but gratitide for saving a man's life, not at any kind of loss. I'm sorry this happened. People really suck. You don't though :) you're awesome!
afwritoes 14
Some people are just pathetic. Keep it cool op.
chuckcloninger 12
It boggles the mind when you consider the evil that exists in the world. My parents home was robbed while everyone was at the funeral. Police told us it was common practice for thieves to look in the obits for funeral times so they would know when everyone would be gone.
rissburns 9
People are stupid..... Human's seem to be the stupidest species our there