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How many is that so far?
I deliver pizza too. Never had a woman answer naked, just old, shirtless men or fat men with pierced nipples. *shudder*
Oh.... Thought this only happened in movies... What is this world coming too.
Well, I'd definitely refuse to deliver to those places again.
It's situations like this that turned my eyes into stone. Shudder.
what's up with all you guys hating on big girls there no different then any other person that's pretty fuckedup of u guys sayin all that shit there not creatures they're people too ******* dumbasses society is just so cruel now a days no one can ever be accepted for who they are anymore it's just sad and pitiful
who the **** answers the door naked?
yeah that is totally uncalled for I'd be disgusted by anyone answering the door naked but all the other commenters are callin fat girls all these sad comments like there creatures which is fuckedup to me cus were all people
88- I do hope you know that you condone answering the door naked when the pizza guy arrives and cases of full body acne with that "comment" of yours. The fact that she is a big gal compounds the fact that she is covered in polka dots basically. This gal is not like everyone else. We wear clothes to answer the door. If she were clothed no one would "hate" on her and there wouldn't be an FML. Oh, and you may need these next time: * . , ; ! ? and *they're. You made my head hurt.
Edit: Just saw your last comment. Yikes, nevermind. *backs away*
I wasn't talking about op's fml I was talkin about the other commenters saying all those rude comments about big girls maybe u should my comment again and yeah like I said before that's totally uncalled for answering the door naked that's disgusting for any person to see that make or female and oh shutup this isn't school if it made ur head hurt as u say then why did u read my comment and reply back?if u care so much go teach your grammer101 to someone else cus I really dnt care :D
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88 - I'm with you completely, unfortunately the fml community is teaming with horrible people who have no clue what it's like not to be "normal sized". I'm 7 ft tall and have been teased and ostracized my entire life for it. Proud of you for speaking up!!
101-oh wow your tall lol I'm 5 ft and I know no one knows what perfect is cause there is no such thing as perfect never was and never will be and I'm sorry youve been teased for your size I'd kick them haha but I've been teased my whole life too for bein short n kinda chubby I guess it's just part of a obstacle in life it makes It makes u stronger though and aw thanks I jus like standing up for people who judge it's messed up to me I'm just too Blunt sometimes which gets me in trouble but idc I can say whatever I want if it seems wrong to me:)
This girl is not "big" this girl is fat, something scientifically proven to be physically unhealthy and known to be unappealing. Anyone that says they can't help it is full of crap(excusing legit medical conditions) if you don't like it then EXERCISE and don't stay home jacking off on chat roulette and eating pizzas constantly. Shit like this is why we are the most obese country in the world, quit acting like you have a disability and deserve special treatment.
"shit like this is why we are the most obese country in the world" OP's from Canada. Not everything happens in the USA, you know.
The op of this comment is from the US, the girl referenced in the FML never said anything that could be replied to, dumbass.
Nobody mentioned the USA before your comment, so when you suddenly start talking about "our country" you sound like you think the USA is the focal point of the whole world and that you're assuming the OP's from there. Next time just say the name of the country, "dumbass."
I know it makes you feel important to pretend that I was, but I was talking to the OP of this comment, NOT you. So I could give two ***** if you aren't mentally agile enough to make the proper connections. Not my fault you tards all post separate comments in other peoples replies so they get noticed.
Awe snap! Fat mod in da house! I s they're mad that people agree
106-op did say teenager so maybe that's why she has body acne plus I was talkin about the other commenters saying rude things about big girls like they're some kind of creature when there not that's what I'm defending I totally agree on that the girl has no shame anwsering a door naked,who does that? that's jus pure disgusting .youre missin my point where there is no need to say those comments about big grls like there a creature or something cus there not but society is messed up.
Babe, as a teenage girl that's almost 200 pounds myself, I disagree with what you're saying. If people want to hate on chicks that need to lose weight it just gives us more motivation, right? Free speech, and opinion, and whatever. And as for the situation in general...if you're 200 lbs and covered in zits, you should have a pretty good grasp on the fact that you aren't seductive and should keep your clothes on unless you KNOW your boyfriend wants them off of you. Basic human decency and humility.
88- this isnt a nowadays situation it has always happened
exactly what I meant finally someone my point thank u!!!
*finally someone gets my point!!!
154-yeah exactly no one should answer the door naked that's just nasty and wrong I was just speaking for all the other commenters saying messed up n hurtful words about big people which is uncalled for In my opinion
#106 actually acne doesn't mean that the person is unclean. at all. Pimples can get worse on someone who doesn't wash, but I've been told by dermatologists that it (pimples mainly) can be caused by something as simple as using the wrong kind of soap for your skin.
154... really? because people teasing me never made me do anything but feel like crap. it didn't "inspire me" or any of that shit.
That is not in your job description! How are you so fortunate to have multiple instances where you see overweight, acne covered, naked girls? I can only imagine the disturbing nightmares you're having. Maybe you can repress the images some day.
Would you feel better OP if a legal aged gal of proper weight ratio and clear skin answered the door naked? She wouldn't sleep with you. That never happens and you would still be on FML only with blue balls.. I hope you see the bright side to my comment.
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Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...
It's not delivery, it's a porno.