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By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

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White knight, wrong place

By Anonymous - 23/02/2018 19:00

Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML

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By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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Loose connections

By CheeseLover - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring

Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

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By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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Huey_Freeman 4

Friday 21 September 2012 16:12

Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...

gc327072 30

Friday 21 September 2012 16:16

It's not delivery, it's a porno.

Comments

punkrockess 7

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:15

Maybe she is comfortable in her skin & doesn't give a shit what some $2 an hour delivery guy thinks?

donut_gurl 8

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:24

she does have the right to be naked in her house, although she should throw on a robe to answer the door, but who are you to judge her anyway? i bet if she was 120lbs with big boobs you wouldnt be complaining would you?

BadAssBandit897 9

Saturday 22 September 2012 4:04

I hate how people are all "OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!" People...fat people are fat, it's no one else's fault but their own. Sometimes people don't enjoy the sight of pimples and stretch marks, especially in a combo. Maybe if they got a little tough love and THE TRUTH, it may inspire them to change their lives... Get over yourselves -.-

sulitak 27

Friday 17 May 2013 11:48

and a majority of the time people who say this have no ******* clue what they are talking about.

BIGxJOSH 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 4:56

At least your getting some action

pregnantpianist 2

Saturday 22 September 2012 5:47

Hell. It could be worse. They could be covered in stretch marks and not have nice, big perky tata's anymore because they had a baby. Oh wait...that's me. Fvck. :/

howrudoin 11

Saturday 22 September 2012 6:04

That's weird because in my pizza delivering days i saw a girl like that, I can't believe she's still alive. she was always in the background munching down the pizza box while her hot roommate offered up some ass.