By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
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Huey_Freeman 4

Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...

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gc327072 30

It's not delivery, it's a porno.

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Fisheyedfool7 2

Where the hell are you delivering pizzas?? I'd like to stay far far away!!!

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noisebox 1

And they're eating lots of pizza!

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olpally 32

I love pizza... Or I used to, until I read this FML... *shudders* oh the horror!! D:

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severe_fml 3

She's not actually naked. Her undies are hidden under her fat rolls.

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Inciter 33

I guess she wanted to act out her pizza boy fantasy.

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laura_outlaw 4

I weigh 200 lbs. come over tonight? LOL JK

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gracehi 31

First comment? Congratulations! But FYI, no need to put things like lol or jk around here. MOST people know when you're joking on this site, and the ones that don't are funny when they rant.

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924halle 8

They meant first comment as in the first comment that the user posted on fml, not first comment on this post

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walmartpaysme 15

61, half the people on here can't recognize a joke. Lots of people seem to think this is an advice blog.

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BossBorne 1

You can write that down in the "notes" section

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gracehi 31

NOTE: Fat and hideous with severe body acne. Answers door naked. Avert eyes when door opens.

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FmyLerrday 8

Haha this is hilarious i cant believe they would actually answer the door naked.

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