Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
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skitzofreniks 5
Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!
Zestus 19
Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.
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Comments (257)
georgei 0
Idiot. Tornado watch means that conditions are favorable for a tornado. Most often, they never result to anything
aardvarkish 16
What are you trying to say? There's an app for that?
jessiegracie1222 0
It's a watch. You'll be fine. I'm under a watch and just took a shower, in my bathroom with a window.
SteelCladAngel 0
oh toto I don't think we're in north Carolina anymore...
corispunkmeyer 0
think of how many people can say that's happended to them though
bleepbloopthis 0
you can say *puts on sunglasses* he was scared shitless * Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
sinny7684 4
Time to shit in a bucket.
SteelCladAngel 0
ever heard of curtains? they're these neat things made out of cloth that make it so people can't see in through the windows there's also this stuff called 'frosted glass' you should google these items, they're very useful
Erindub 0
Is the diarreha the worst of your problems though...really?!
sfballgrl0000 3
why the hell would yr toilet be in front of a window in the first place??
iwishicould 7
I live close to you than. I mean, if you get a tornado just duck down. I'd rather get crap on me than get killed by a glass window.