Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
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skitzofreniks 5
Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!
Zestus 19
Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.
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Comments (257)
lulututu 4
why is there a window in front of your toilet in the first place. weird.
scottymbev 0
i hope ur ok it said 288 people were killed in that twister
corrinaswan 0
well enjoy the show look on the bright side u get s show before u die jk jk I'm sorry i had to say it but I'm sorry hope ur ok wht did u eat btw
PYLrulz 17
A tornado watch means conditions are favorable over a set amount of time. if it's a warning, you might have something here. YDI for being an idiot
terry0507 0
mdf?
ydur 0
the makings of a shit storm
HAVOK14 3
It's a tornado watch. It means only that the conditions are right for a tornado. YDI for being a pussy
lidemocr 0
you all are idiots. a tornado WATCH doesn't mean shit. we have them a lot in TX and rarely does it produce an actual funnel cloud. a WARNING however means there is actually one and you'd better do something quick. neg me all you want but I'm just saying...
shmeetak 0
if it was the same storms that came here... u never know when a tornado could hit. so I would be scared hell that night everyone was scared and alot of people are still without power. we had about 6 hit around us we got lucky.
Madrias 36
All this means is you now have the right to crap dangerously.