Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
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Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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HappinessForFree 3
Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?
lolomg69 0
You have some kinky grandparents.
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Comments (291)
MistressKira 0
Something similar happened to me with my grandmother but it was just a *****. Six years ago. I'm still scarred about it.
mikhaila24 0
where did they get those? lol
moc3 0
y would you touch the horse
azzyistired 0
"so they werent watching black beauty last?" lol faaaiilll
ShelbyyBendel03 0
gotta love that old people sex...hahaa eww.
ergo_fml 13
Ewwwwwww!!!!!!
jdengel 0
the key to a good marriage is hood communication and amazing sex
purple_sarah88 0
Yeah gotta communicate with her hood!
allmidnighteyes 10
Oh boo hoo, your grandparents still get it on! Is it really a surprise that old people have sex? The invention of Viagra enables your grandpa's dick to be erect in utter defiance of God's will as it enters the Luray caverns. You're just jealous that you don't have grandpa's swag and game.
purple_sarah88 0
YDI for snooping! Snoopers always find things they don't really want to! If you wanted a blanket why didn't you ask where to find one instead of looking through the drawers and cupboards? Your grandparents are older but they obviously still have an active sex life and they're entitled to their privacy!
MakeAScene 4
It's a G - string, it's a pet. It's a G - string pet!