Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
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Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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HappinessForFree 3
Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?
lolomg69 0
You have some kinky grandparents.
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Comments (291)
cnobles 0
Why would you touch it?
TheAdvent 0
not as bad as when my friend found his parents' sex box.... there was a whip.
bmsalinas 13
Why would you press the nose?
XDBrittany1228 0
so uhh...why'd u touch it?
kimberlysantiago 4
those are the best grandparents you could ever have! give thanks to God for them!!
priceisright01 1
my question is why the heck did u pick it up and play with the horse?
Renee_Margaret 2
why would you touch it to find out it neighs lol!
Gamzee_fml 0
Look at my horse My horse is amazing Give it a lick Mmm, tastes just like raisins :0)
kRispiLips 0
roflmaowpimp, best comment so far
mrdaddy 0
Lil guys and big girls. Those happen to be an exclusive pair of drawers . You can only get them from a group called horse and bull. You must be hung like one to join up, it was started around the seventies. Horses are long and thick and curve up and bulls are thick and long and hang low when erect. Ask gpa he should be very proud of them my dad was . He signed up my brother and I in high school Cool parties good times baby.
EmoGurllll 0
giddy up grampy ;)